Fitting into both Month of the Living Dead 7 and the Halloween roundtable organized by Badmovies.org:
Cemetery of Terror (1985) — “Hey, we can make horror movies in Mexico just as stupid and nonsensical as those we get from America, and we wouldn’t even have to dub them!”
#1 by Alun Clewe on October 28, 2007 - 3:15 am
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Um…given the combination of (1) the fact that you usually enumerate exactly which actors appeared on Star Trek, and where, (2) the unlikelihood of a movie like this one involving any actors who appeared on Star Trek in the first place, and (3) the fact that the 9 and the 0 keys are right next to each other…
Okay, I probably don’t need to finish that sentence…
#2 by Matthew Fudge on October 28, 2007 - 3:39 am
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You didn’t know that Star Trek was mostly filmed in Mexico, starring Guillermo del Shatner and Leornado Nimoy?
#3 by Nathan Shumate on October 28, 2007 - 6:54 am
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I’m tempted to go back and fake a whole buncha latino Star Trek credits, but… Nah. I’ll fix it.
#4 by Braineater on October 28, 2007 - 5:27 pm
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René Cardona III…?!!
Forget the zombies. It’s Cardonas that keep coming in an unstoppable onslaught. Night of 1000 Cardonas, anyone?
#5 by lyzard on October 28, 2007 - 7:24 pm
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I seem to remember some time ago proposing a Cardona Roundtable, only the rest of you wusses wouldn’t be in it. (By the way, Will: I not only have Tintorera on order, but the Cyclone/Bermuda Triangle double disc as well. I said it before and I’ll say it again: TREMBLE BEFORE ME, PUNY SANE MORTALS!)
#6 by KeithA on October 29, 2007 - 10:03 am
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So we’re talking Rene Cardona III and Lamberto Bava directing Frank Stallone, Joe Estevez, and Daniel Baldwin? I’d see it.