If you are going to like Diamonds of Kilimandjaro, you are going to have to really like two things: naked women and random shots of jungle foliage, because that’s about all this movie is comprised of. In fact, they should have just titled it Boobs and Foliage, because it’s not like I wouldn’t watch a movie called Boobs and Foliage. In fact, I’d probably be more likely to watch Boobs and Foliage than something called Diamonds of Kilimandjaro.

Oh yeah — though a Jess Franco directed naked jungle girl adventure movie reviewed by me should make this self-evident, the review is not exactly safe viewing for work.