I cannot say that Delta Delta Die! (2003) is the worst “cannibalism with sorority cheesecake” movie out there, because I know that there’s ALWAYS something worse, and I have no desire to accumulate the experience necessary to defend such a statement. But it ain’t good.
FROM THE VAULT
- Paraskavedekatriaphobia — posted by lyzard on October 20, 2007
- The Very Final Word in Post-Apocalyptic Shoulderpad Fashion — posted by KeithA on October 10, 2008
- Eine Bestie läuft Amok! — posted by lyzard on March 29, 2008
- The screenplay’s the thing… — posted by lyzard on September 18, 2017
- No Finer Way To Celebrate — posted by KeithA on January 17, 2009
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#1 by John Doe on November 8, 2007 - 7:33 pm
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First!
Ahhaahahaaa ehh hack huough wheow
You’re right Nathan, if you can’t get some horror out of a premise like this, then you’re sleepsitting in the directors chair
Good review
#2 by Tom Meade on November 9, 2007 - 12:22 am
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This review prompted me to have a dream in which a dolphin, in a fit of jealousy, accidentally turned a young girl into an out-of-control cannibal inflamed by self-love.
#3 by Matthew Fudge on November 9, 2007 - 4:34 am
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Isn’t that a japanese cartoon?
#4 by Nathan Shumate on November 9, 2007 - 7:13 am
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Right, Tom. Blame that on me. The prescription drugs had NOTHING to do with it.
#5 by KeithA on November 9, 2007 - 1:42 pm
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It may be wrong, but I love Tiffany Shepis. Nice kid, and I think she could achieve better things.
#6 by Nathan Shumate on November 9, 2007 - 1:54 pm
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It’s very possible; I wouldn’t know. I’ve seen her perform in a handful of films, but I’ve never seen her ACT, if you know what I mean.
#7 by Blake Matthews on November 10, 2007 - 4:43 am
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This film reminds me of a Tales from the Crypt episode, where a sorority and fraternity go to a “haunted house”. Every time a frat boy goes in (on a dare) and gets to the top, the people at the bottom here a scream and a chainsaw. At the end, the main boy discovers that the sorority girls are doing some good hack n’ slashing and finds him self at the receiving end of the chainsaw, and his head rolls downstairs for the other frat boys to see.