Ugh. Jabootu contributor Eva Vandergeld deserves a purple heart for reviewing this thing. In fact, I probably deserve one just for reading about it. Abandon all hope ye who peruse here.
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#1 by supersonic on December 8, 2007 - 11:31 pm
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If you want to dispose of it safely without calling a hazmat team, I’ll gladly take that one off your hands.
#2 by Blake Matthews on December 9, 2007 - 5:03 pm
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I remember seeing the poster for it on the windows of video stores here. I thought it was some sort of risque, but good-natured romcom. Glad I wasn’t curious to actually rent it.
#3 by KeithA on December 9, 2007 - 7:31 pm
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Must resist…urge to add to Netflix queue…
#4 by Tom Meade on December 10, 2007 - 5:11 am
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If you fail, please see your way to reviewing it.
The comedy is the genre with the greatest potential for inflicting pain.
(also good job)
#5 by Matthew Fudge on December 10, 2007 - 8:16 am
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You know they watch those Farrelly Brothers movies but they just don’t get it.
#6 by KeithA on December 10, 2007 - 5:42 pm
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I feel like this movie would have been so much better if only it starred a solid leading man, like Dane Cook.
#7 by John Doe on December 10, 2007 - 9:04 pm
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wow, just . . . wow. Similarly to Mr. Matthews, I noticed this on the shelf at the local Hollywood Video and thought it might be fun to watch with my wife. Thank you for reviewing this before I made a potentially fatal mistake.
#8 by Blake Matthews on December 11, 2007 - 4:23 am
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No need to call me Mr. Matthews. Call me Blake.
#9 by Matthew Fudge on December 11, 2007 - 8:57 am
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so you didn’t like it then?