(Yes, yes, I know: it’s İstanbul, not Constantinople. But I too have been a long time gone, so there you have it.)

Büyü (2004)

What would you expect from a movie currently rated by IMDb users as the 22nd worst film of all time? Would you expect a thoroughly average, occasionally inspired horror flick? Hmmm?

You would?

Well then, dear reader, one of us is nuts. My entry in the Turkish Roundtable has me wondering if I’ve completely lost my critical standards.