Well, it’s a bumper edition of Et Al. this time….but for all that, there was never any doubt in my mind who was going to be this issue’s Pin-Up Of The Month. He even beat out an undead Humphrey Bogart!
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FROM THE VAULT
- An uncharacteristic silence. — posted by Nathan Shumate on November 2, 2010
- Okay, it's a little stingy with the monsters… — posted by Nathan Shumate on December 9, 2010
- Going out with a… well… Going out, anyway. — posted by Nathan Shumate on April 29, 2009
- Devil's Island escapee (with a blue dress on) — posted by lyzard on September 18, 2010
- I am zombie, hear me roar — posted by lyzard on May 12, 2015
Pages
- About the Cabal
- Full Index of Reviews
- Roundtables
- 01: Brainathon ’99
- 02: Bangs'n'Whimpers
- 03: Post-Apocalypso
- 04: Review All Monsters
- 05: Pretty Mad Scientists
- 06: Tainted Love
- 07: Days of Future Past
- 08: Secret Santa
- 09: Catch a Throwing Star
- 10: Four-Color Features
- 11: Big Bugs
- 12: Fish With Bicycles
- 13: Go Go Go-Go Boys!
- 14: paLe IMITATIONS
- 15: We're Gonna Need a Bigger Roundtable
- 16: Whoa… Deja Vu.
- 17: Month of the Living Dead
- 18: B-Masters Beach Party
- 19: Kinji Fukasaku – The Man No Genre Could Tame.
- 20: Home Video Holocaust – The Video Nasties
- 21: Father Dearest: Who's Your Daddy?
- 22: So Sorry…
- 23: Back to the Well
- 24: Another Month of the Living Dead
- 25: The Ottoman Empire Strikes Back
- 26: Rubber Soul
- 27: Shhhhhh
- 28: Month of the Alternative Living Dead
- 29: On Time & Under Budget
- 30: These Kids Today…
- 31: Mea maxima culpa
- 32: Stingathon ’09
- 33: 10,000 B.S.
- 34: Foot Notes
- 35: Don’t Touch That Dial!
- 36: He Conquered the World
- 37: Secret Santa’s Revenge
- 38: At the Movies of Madness
- 39: They Might Be Giants
- 40: The Other Elizabeth Taylor
- 41: The Dark Guys of London
- 42: Falling Stars
- 43: To Be or Not To Be! (Pilot Error)
- 44: Teeth and Tentacles
- 45: Brunoween
- 46: Howl of the B-Masters
- 47: It’s Alive!
- 48: Bad, Black and Beautiful
- 49: Don’t Quit Your Day Job
- 50: B-Mentia 15
- 51: Quelle Horreur!
- 52: Carradine, Thou Wayward Son!
- 53: Tall, Dark and Gruesome
- 54: Pets Gone Wild
- 55: The Bad Place
- 56: From The Bible To Barbarella
- 57: A Fistful Of Pennies
- 58: Hello, Dolly
- 59: No, Not That One!
- 60: Dr Terror’s House Of Honours
- The Links We Love
#1 by Tom Meade on February 24, 2008 - 2:56 am
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King Solomon’s Mines sounds interesting. The only versions I’ve seen are the one with Stewart Granger – which was absolutely gorgeous and pretty enjoyable all round, but kind of skimped on things once everyone actually got to the mines (an odd thing to do, what with that being the bulk of the plot) – and the Cannon version with Richard Chamberlain, of which it is best not to speak.
I really enjoyed the former, though. But then, I enjoyed the mountaineering section of The Snow Creature, so I guess I may just have a weakness for such things.
#2 by supersonic on February 24, 2008 - 5:09 am
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San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge FTW!
#3 by Matthew Fudge on February 24, 2008 - 7:29 am
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I flicked across something on Tv the other day where Patrick Swayze was playing Allan Quartermain… just proving that in an infinite universe all things will happen eventually.
#4 by Blake Matthews on February 24, 2008 - 10:05 am
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I actually have good memories of watching the Richard Chamberlain version as a young boy. 16 years later…I don’t know. We all know how iffy certain films can be several years down the line…
#5 by lyzard on February 24, 2008 - 3:50 pm
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“Iffy”!? Why, Blake – you’re so polite! Personally I’d call it completely @#$%&! up. And if you thought Catwoman and Basic Instinct 2 were the most embarrassing entries in Sharon Stone’s resume….
#6 by lyzard on February 24, 2008 - 3:57 pm
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The Stewart Granger version is a good adventure film, but it hasn’t much resemblance to the novel; much less than the earlier one. Of course they both insert a white heroine, but at least the British version doesn’t line her up with Quatermain (Haggard would have been horrified, I’m sure), and it also focuses much more on Umbopa, who’s reduced to a minor player in the Granger version. Haven’t seen the Swayze; must keep an eye out!
And really, the Mines aren’t that important in any version, are they?
#7 by Blake Matthews on February 24, 2008 - 6:43 pm
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I HAVE to be polite, we need to keep this here internet a civil place. 🙂
#8 by Matthew Fudge on February 25, 2008 - 10:06 am
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Of course Alann Quatermain’s most embarassing appearance would be in the League of Extrodinary Gentlemen. A movie which often beggers belief in it’s ability to insult a wide variety of literary and comic fans simultaneously.
#9 by Blake Matthews on February 25, 2008 - 11:54 am
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So did Jimmy Wang Yu base his fighting style on Ralph Byrd?
#10 by lyzard on February 25, 2008 - 3:56 pm
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I’ll let you know when I’ve seen Ralph lose an arm. Which at times I wouldn’t be sorry about. (Although to give the devil his due, halfway through SOS Coast Guard he did seem to figure out Ken’s Law Of Guns, and for the first time back away from the people he was holding a gun on, instead of getting nice and close so they could jump him. Progress!)
#11 by lyzard on February 25, 2008 - 3:58 pm
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I haven’t seen LOEG, but I find it hard to believe that anything could be more embarrassing than the Richard Chamberlain/Sharon Stone version of KSM.
Aw, Cannon….damn, I miss those guys!
#12 by Blake Matthews on February 25, 2008 - 4:03 pm
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Yes, but didn’t the Cannon version have a giant spider and a water monster in it? Any movie with a giant spider AND a water monster can’t be ALL bad.
#13 by lyzard on February 25, 2008 - 7:02 pm
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Was that KSM or its sequel? I don’t remember. I seem to be blanking on everything but the giant cooking pot – I remember THAT, all right.
#14 by Blake on February 25, 2008 - 7:11 pm
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I remember that Alan Quartermain and the Lost City of Golden had some small snake/wyrm creatures in a cavern scene. KSM ends with the evil guy (was he an Arab? I don’t recall) walking onto a rock where the jewels were and the rock was the trap that caused the water monster to spring up and eat him. But I think there was a giant spider in the cavern, too.
#15 by The Rev. D.D. on February 26, 2008 - 10:58 am
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There was a briefly-seen giant spider that ate a nondescript henchman in the mines after he blundered into its web…by walking backwards down the tunnel for a lot longer than anyone with any common sense would. Actually a fairly creepy scene; the actor playing the poor sap lets out a nice, anguished scream as the scene closes, his face portraying agony rather convincingly.
The water monster always reminded me of that “killing machine” from Red Sonja (which I also saw for the first time around this point). Probably not a good thing.
Anyway, if nothing else, John Rhys-Davies looks to be having fun, and Ken Gampu (Umbopo) is pretty awesome. I recall thinking the German officer was rather funny too, though very over-the-top.
It was one of those movies I caught when I was about 10 or so, so I was on the cusp. I was old enough to realize the whole thing was pretty ridiculous, but still young enough to enjoy it on a juvenile level (giant spider! Hot blonde! Booby traps! Crocodiles! etc.) I haven’t seen it in years, but I have a feeling it will have aged for me like other films from that time did, like Red Sonja, Deathstalker 2, and similar fare–“I actually liked this @#$@??”
Except for the wizard’s decapitation in RS. That is forever awesome.
#16 by The Rev. D.D. on February 26, 2008 - 11:00 am
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Oh, and Ms. Kingsley–that’s the bumbling (but still evil) German officer who steps on the wrong stone and gets eaten, screaming about how the German army will not stand for it. John Rhys-Davies (the straight-up evil Arab) gets set on fire and tries to take Quartermain into a pool of lava with him, at which he of course fails.
#17 by Blake Matthews on February 26, 2008 - 12:10 pm
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Rev. – That was me that made that mistake. That’s right, though. They asked the German to get the stone and his response was, “Childish people,” after which he stepped on the stone and got eaten. Didn’t the evil Arab make the German swallow the jewels, too? You know, for having only watched the movie once (more than 15 years ago or so), I remember an awful lot.
#18 by lyzard on February 26, 2008 - 1:06 pm
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I believe the technical term is “scarred for life”. (Oh, and by the way – thanks a lot! You’re bringing back a whole herd of repressed memories!)
#19 by Blake Matthews on February 26, 2008 - 1:21 pm
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The beauties of the internet…people you’ve never met can do horrible things for you that you probably couldn’t (or wouldn’t want to) do on your own.
#20 by Tom Meade on February 26, 2008 - 9:26 pm
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“And really, the Mines aren’t that important in any version, are they?”
I mean that they spend the whole movie trekking to the lost civilisation, and “BAM”, all the stuff with Gagool and the king and the brother and everything is over in ten minutes.
#21 by The Rev. D.D. on February 27, 2008 - 11:04 am
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Blake–Whoops! You’re right, that was you! My apologies to Ms. Kingsley.
And yes, Davies made the German swallow a bunch of diamonds at gunpoint (after he’d been left for dead by the Germans in a cave-in), as a way to smuggle them back home, where he’d then cut him open and retrieve them. Naturally, the German is faking the swallowing, only to have a tremor scare him into actually swallowing a mouthful of them.
I cannot believe the amount of detail I remember from a movie I haven’t seen in many years. I mean, this is a level of recall I would normally have only for something like Jaws, Godzilla or Evil Dead II.
Which probably means I watched it (and those other cheesefests I mentioned earlier) more times than was healthy as a lad, to have it burned into my psyche like this.
This, in turn, probably explains a lot.