Tarkan, the Turkish soldier of Attila the Hun raised by wolves, fights Vikings, a giant, a treacherous ‘Chinese’ woman, a big rubber octopus, and logic in general in Tarkan vs. the Vikings. The end of the month hasn’t technically occurred yet, and my roundtable piece is up. I’m legal!
FROM THE VAULT
- On Maharaja's Secret Service — posted by KeithA on June 17, 2008
- Give peace a chance…or else — posted by lyzard on January 2, 2015
- Roger Corman: The Capitalist as Filmmaker… — posted by kbegg on November 30, 2010
- Miracle in Buenos Aires — posted by lyzard on July 5, 2008
- The devil made me do it! — posted by lyzard on March 22, 2008
Pages
- About the Cabal
- Full Index of Reviews
- Roundtables
- 01: Brainathon ’99
- 02: Bangs'n'Whimpers
- 03: Post-Apocalypso
- 04: Review All Monsters
- 05: Pretty Mad Scientists
- 06: Tainted Love
- 07: Days of Future Past
- 08: Secret Santa
- 09: Catch a Throwing Star
- 10: Four-Color Features
- 11: Big Bugs
- 12: Fish With Bicycles
- 13: Go Go Go-Go Boys!
- 14: paLe IMITATIONS
- 15: We're Gonna Need a Bigger Roundtable
- 16: Whoa… Deja Vu.
- 17: Month of the Living Dead
- 18: B-Masters Beach Party
- 19: Kinji Fukasaku – The Man No Genre Could Tame.
- 20: Home Video Holocaust – The Video Nasties
- 21: Father Dearest: Who's Your Daddy?
- 22: So Sorry…
- 23: Back to the Well
- 24: Another Month of the Living Dead
- 25: The Ottoman Empire Strikes Back
- 26: Rubber Soul
- 27: Shhhhhh
- 28: Month of the Alternative Living Dead
- 29: On Time & Under Budget
- 30: These Kids Today…
- 31: Mea maxima culpa
- 32: Stingathon ’09
- 33: 10,000 B.S.
- 34: Foot Notes
- 35: Don’t Touch That Dial!
- 36: He Conquered the World
- 37: Secret Santa’s Revenge
- 38: At the Movies of Madness
- 39: They Might Be Giants
- 40: The Other Elizabeth Taylor
- 41: The Dark Guys of London
- 42: Falling Stars
- 43: To Be or Not To Be! (Pilot Error)
- 44: Teeth and Tentacles
- 45: Brunoween
- 46: Howl of the B-Masters
- 47: It’s Alive!
- 48: Bad, Black and Beautiful
- 49: Don’t Quit Your Day Job
- 50: B-Mentia 15
- 51: Quelle Horreur!
- 52: Carradine, Thou Wayward Son!
- 53: Tall, Dark and Gruesome
- 54: Pets Gone Wild
- 55: The Bad Place
- 56: From The Bible To Barbarella
- 57: A Fistful Of Pennies
- 58: Hello, Dolly
- 59: No, Not That One!
- 60: Dr Terror’s House Of Honours
- 61: WTF!?
- 62: In The Key Of B
- 63: The Forgotten Dawn Of Horror
- 64: The Most Dangerous Roundtable
- 65: Room For One More
- 66: Were-WHAT?
- 67: The China Anniversary Syndrome
- 68: The China Anniversary Syndrome: Part 2
- 69: The China Anniversary Syndrome: Part 3
- 70: The China Anniversary Syndrome: Part 4
- The Links We Love
#1 by Elizabeth the Ferret on February 29, 2008 - 1:53 pm
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Okay, every time you had a screen cap of Toro, I kept imagining The Burger King in his place, which led to fits of demented giggling that made my pets look at me funny and back away. I think it’s the mustache, and the fact that he doesn’t look quite real, somehow.
#2 by Ken Begg on February 29, 2008 - 1:58 pm
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EtF: Your comment made me cry with delight. Some day we will have the computer technology to replace Toro with the Burger King, which will made the movie, by my calculations, fully 4% goofier.
#3 by lyzard on February 29, 2008 - 3:42 pm
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I’m having a Carl Fink moment!!
In English – as opposed to American – “defence” is spelled “defence”, not “defense”; so depending upon the nationality of your subtitler, that, at least, is probably not a mistake.
I shall now return to cooing over the “wolves”.
#4 by JessicaR on March 1, 2008 - 3:36 am
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I adore the octopus, it has Hello Kitty eyes!
#5 by lyzard on March 9, 2008 - 4:06 pm
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