In discussion of Roller Blade and nude kickboxing women, fellow B-Master Lyz asked for nude kickboxing Rutger Hauer in the name of equal representation of the sexes in the sport of nudity. Well, I may not have any nude kickboxing Rutger Hauer, but our next Project VHS review features multiple spread eagle buffalo shots of Robert “Terminator 2” Patrick.

FUTURE HUNTERS
As is often the case with these types of films, I realize that I’m straying a bit too far into the realm of plot synopsis, but once again I feel it’s justified, as there’s not much hope otherwise of explaining just how cracked in the head a film like Future Hunters can manage to be. Because before too long, Michelle and T2 are on the run from a secret society of Nazis who want to get the Spear and use it to cause the apocalypse we saw before the credits. Which is kind of odd, as they couldn’t possibly have possessed the spear the first time they caused the future apocalypse — which is the first and only time I’ll mention the underlying stupidity of the entire time travel plotline, since for starters is gets dropped almost immediately, but mostly because no one should bend themselves out of shape worrying about shoddy time travel threads in Future Hunters, a movie that, soon enough, will present us with everything from an impromptu kungfu film to an army of stone age midgets to a secret society of sexy Filipina Amazons in the jungles of South Asia.



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