Seriously, some of this stuff Severin has sent me I’ve been hunting for years.  See if you can spot which are the screeners:

Cannibal Terror (1981), in which the dumbest criminals ever hide out in an Amazon jungle that bears a striking resemblance to the Pyrenees Mountains, and get slaughtered by Indians who bear a striking resemblance to a bunch of white guys from France…

Devil Hunter (1980), in which Jesus Franco decides that he needs a Porno Holocaust of his own…

Legend (1985), in which the devil really isn’t fond of unicorns, but likes Mia Sara just fine…

Papaya, Love Goddess of the Cannibals (1978), in which Joe D’Amato can’t see anything wrong with making a porno movie about anti-nuclear terrorists on a Caribbean island who are also a human-sacrificing Inca voodoo cult…

and…

The Plague (2006), in which the latest crop of Midwich kids take a more pro-active approach to the problems posed by their still-human elders.



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