That’s right, folks.  I’ve hit the 1000-review mark.  Here’s the stuff that pushed me into the next order of magnitude up:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992), in which we see why it took El Santo almost two years to give the TV series a try…

The Faculty (1998), in which parasitic aliens attempt to take over an old John Hughes movie…

The Frighteners (1996), in which Michael J. Fox has the best scam ever…

The Giant Claw (1957), in which words just flat-out frigging fail me…

The Kiss of the Vampire (1963), in which our pals at Hammer Film Productions say, “Metaphors?  We don’t need no stinking metaphors!”…

and…

Lady Frankenstein (1971), in which the battle of the sexes yields a victory that nobody was expecting.