It’s still August, and my review is up. Hey, you wait to the last minute and then spend an entire weekend watching a piece of crap like Starcrash. (Believe me, the photo above makes it look a LOT more enjoyable than it really is.)

So what’s Starcrash like?  See that guy in the roundtable banner above?  Yeah, that’s what pretty much what I’ve been doing for the last 72 hours.  You’d think there’d be more entertainment value in blue-skinned aliens, starship battles, space amazons, space cavemen, robots, Caroline Munro in a variety of bikinis, David Hasselhoff…

OK, maybe not David Hasselhoff.

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