In addition to my contribution to Stingathon ’09, I also offer you:

Giant from the Unknown (1958), in which a huge, freeze-dried conquistador emerges from his three-century slumber in the woods of Southern California, and we all wonder why the World Wrestling Federation never thought of that…

The Honeymoon Killers (1969), in which a pissed-at-the-world fat girl and her Spanish gigolo boyfriend make a killing, both figuratively and literally, from a mail-order matchmaking service…

and…

Witchcraft VIII: Salem’s Ghost (1996), in which a good horror franchise is nowhere near as hard to keep down as a torturously terrible one.