The Werewolf Reborn! (1998)

Like Frankenstein Reborn! before it, The Werewolf Reborn! banks hard on the fact that the default shooting location for practically all Band-related flicks in that time period was Romania, which lends itself well to the Old World origins of the “classic” monsters. There’s also the fact that, since the silent short The Werewolf in 1913, there have been a crapload of werewolf movies. It’s well-trodden territory, and the Benjamin Carr 2.0 Script-O-Matic simply had to churn out the most shop-worn — excuse me, “timeless” — elements of werewolf mythology, slap on a teenage protagonist, and call it good, or at least done.

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