There’s a film missing from this update.  One of the screener DVDs I meant to review wouldn’t play on any of my equipment, so the promised “experimental weirdness” will not be forthcoming.  I’m sure you’re all terribly broken up about that, huh?  As for the movies my DVD player would accept, we have…

Alien Resurrection (1997), in which the good names of a great many talented people are dragged enthusiastically through the mud…

Hardware (1990), in which we see what a hazardous undertaking giving your girlfriend a present can be when you live in a post-apocalyptic future…

and…

My Body Burns (1972), in which dirty old men, coniving young women, and rabidly jealous lesbians team up to power some of the least erotic erotica since Anais Nin blessedly returned her pen to the desk drawer.