What can I say?  House-painting sucks up one’s free time like nothing else except possibly booking a tour.  Be that as it may, here– at last– are my contributions to the 10,000 B.S. roundtable, plus an unrelated review of a film that I’d have been better off not to catch by happenstance on cable TV one evening:

Conquest (1983), which is a barbarian movie that kind of wants to be a caveman movie too…

Ironmaster (1983), which is a caveman movie that badly wants you to assume that it’s a barbarian movie instead…

The Pumpkin Karver (2006), which is a slasher movie made by people who apparently hope to convince us that Friday the 13th, Part V: A New Beginning really wasn’t quite so bad after all…


10,000 BC (2008), which is a caveman movie that turns into a barbarian movie in the third act.

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