People travel 20,000 light years across the universe to explore a new planet, only to discover that it is populated by man-eating bears. The bears are not purple. They don’t have tentacles or glowing eyes. They’re just…bears.
Anyway, the humans’ main problem on this alien planet is, quite obviously, the bears. Anybody who gets separated from the group is eaten by a bear. In fact, if the camera is not focused on a character, they are in grave danger of immediately becoming bear chow.
Something to watch for:
11 mins – Why would you go and ruin a virgin planet by bringing a lawyer with you?
48 mins – The bear ate the lawyer. Paradise is saved.