People travel 20,000 light years across the universe to explore a new planet, only to discover that it is populated by man-eating bears. The bears are not purple. They don’t have tentacles or glowing eyes. They’re just…bears.

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Anyway, the humans’ main problem on this alien planet is, quite obviously, the bears. Anybody who gets separated from the group is eaten by a bear. In fact, if the camera is not focused on a character, they are in grave danger of immediately becoming bear chow.

Something to watch for:
11 mins – Why would you go and ruin a virgin planet by bringing a lawyer with you?
48 mins – The bear ate the lawyer. Paradise is saved.


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