Hey, I don’t know why people complain about outsourcing. It’s great!

First, none other than Joe “Opposable Thumbs Films” Bannerman sends his patented Hasselhoff Scale off the charts as he meanders through The Lucifer Complex.

Second, Sandy “Call of Cthulhu” Petersen continues to work his way through the work of Herschell Gordon Lewis, with what might be the Maestro’s worst film. Savor his pain like sweet, sweet candy as he is assaulted by the garish ‘charms’ of The Gore Gore Girls.