NO RETREAT, NO SURRENDER 2
Vietcong, some bogus kung fu monks, and of course a Russian commander with his pit full of hungry crocodiles — all good megalomaniacs should have one!

ADVENTURES OF JANE
Britain’s legendary wartime pinup stars as Britain’s legendary wartime pinup in the story of why you should never accept diamonds from an old man. Or watch this movie.

WOLF DEVIL WOMAN
There are three actresses whose presence in a movie exponentially increases its likelihood of being head-scratchingly bizarre. They are the high priestesses of Taiwanese weird fu.

THE BODYGUARD
No matter where Chiba hits an opponent, the guy spits blood. He could punch a Yakuza in the knee, and a bubble of thick, bright red blood would dribble over his lips.

HUNTERWALI
The most important thing that I need to communicate to you about Hunterwali is that, for the uninitiated, it will likely come across as the most yelling-est movie ever.

CHINA O’BRIEN
By the time Clouse directed China O’Brien he hadn’t worked for five years, probably because his previous project was the gymnastic-action disaster Gymkata.

TIGER CLAWS
I don’t doubt that Jalal Merhi is a great guy — after all, the same people seem to like working with him over and over — but that doesn’t make his output any easier viewing.



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