And now, a movie for those who think normal professional wrestling is just too realistic.
FROM THE VAULT
- Vampire Swashbucklers — posted by KeithA on November 9, 2008
- And here's what I've been up to lately — posted by El Santo on October 24, 2010
- Before the Silence — posted by KeithA on August 4, 2008
- Rockers, Racing, & Romance — posted by KeithA on December 15, 2014
- Who let the dinosaurs out? — posted by lyzard on August 17, 2009
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#1 by Blake on February 18, 2011 - 11:35 am
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Hm…I’m going to go out on a limb and say that out of the two movies reviewed by the B-Masters in which fights are put on the internet, COWEB looks a lot more entertaining than this.
#2 by El Santo on February 18, 2011 - 12:25 pm
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Say– are you on Clint Weiler’s screener-distro list, too?
#3 by Nathan Shumate on February 18, 2011 - 11:39 pm
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Why yes, yes I am.
#4 by KeithA on February 18, 2011 - 2:18 pm
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Every time I look at that picture, I think “Oh, Dave Grohl, what are you doing?”
#5 by Barry on February 18, 2011 - 2:58 pm
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This is a B Movie about pro Wrestling, it’s over the top, but it is pro wrestling, This took me back to when I was a kid in the 80’s, now I don’t watch wrestling now because it to bad. This was cool, and a lot fun. This might be the Best B movie EVER. Chris Jeracho loved this film, Kevin Nash is in it, it’s fast pace. If you know what Nathan and these guys all look like that you know these geeks have never been laid. If your real dude that like wrestling than check it out.
Hey Nathan, when your 1st line in your review is “I never liked Pro Wrestling” why would you review a film about pro wrestling. I just saw that you did a book on movie reviews from the 80’s. I have seen those movies already thanks. I think, maybe, but hey go check out Ultimate Death Match 2 and 3.
I have watched Cain’s other films, read one of his books (2012 Facts & Conspiracy, he has 5 others I haven’t read YET) Just saw his Doc on “Outlaws Of Hope” made me cry. I don’t think you gave him a good review. I think this make you a dick
Barry
#6 by Not-So-Great Cthulhu on February 18, 2011 - 3:23 pm
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Wait… Nathan has kids and has never been laid? That’s quite a feat.
#7 by Nathan Shumate on February 18, 2011 - 11:42 pm
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Yes, yes, if someone disagrees with you, they obviously have a sexual dysfunction. I believe that Socrates established that as part of debate, right?
Here’s the thing, Barry. The distributor of the movie sent me the DVD, wanting my review. So I gave it. That’s how I live my life.
#8 by The Rev. on February 20, 2011 - 9:40 pm
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He forgot to call you gay. Luckily, that Jim guy covered for him.
They both mentioned your book in a “Hur dur who cares about old movies durrrr” manner, so maybe they’re buddies, dedicated to tag-teaming you.
I think my favorite part is, “I don’t think you gave him a good review. I think this make you a dick,” mostly because it implies he isn’t smart enough to figure out that, yes, it was not a good review.
If I still watched wrestling, people like these guys would make me very, very ashamed that I did.
#9 by Braineater on February 24, 2011 - 1:22 pm
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But if he thinks you have a sexual dysfunction, why did he call you a dick? I thought by that logic a dick would be a good thing. And the bigger the better.
FULL DISCLOSURE: I am a colossal dick.
#10 by MatthewF on February 19, 2011 - 5:03 am
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I think you’re right, it’s the best B-Movie EVER. I’m certain of this. I mean, I haven’t seen it, but wtf, I like the gurning in the picture.
#11 by Elizabeth the Ferret on February 18, 2011 - 5:24 pm
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Great review, Nathan, though I do have to point out a minor mistake. They’re called moobs rather than he-boobies (nods sagely)
#12 by Nathan Shumate on February 18, 2011 - 11:40 pm
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It’s regional.
#13 by Elizabeth the Ferret on February 19, 2011 - 1:39 am
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Fair enough. And he-boobies is pretty funny. It gave me a laugh while sitting here coughing my lungs up. Darn flu.
#14 by KeithA on February 19, 2011 - 6:40 pm
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All right, which one of you jokers is Barry?
#15 by T.C. on February 20, 2011 - 8:48 pm
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So basically, this movie is all the things you’d get attending an indy wrestling show at a high school gym or bingo parlor, but without the risk of getting into a fight with a drunk fat girl?
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