Amazon has the release date for this movie as October 6, 2009, but they have never had the cover available for view. I found it listed on eBay, and I discovered why:
No, the director’s last name isn’t “Hayden’s,” or even “Haydens.” It’s “Hayden.” Why the possessive? THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX, MAN! THAT’S THE NATURE OF ART!!
Edit: Oh, and someone with the coincidental name of “Taylor” posted this in a five-star review on the Amazon page:
People making a movie find a curse is with it.Everything goes horribly wrong…in a horrible way. With Jael from “Americas Nxt Top Model” and Isabelle from Bravos “Make Me A Suprmodel”. To watch a preview go to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUKNxHJf1uw
Somebody else look. I’m scared to.
#1 by The Rev. on February 16, 2011 - 12:20 pm
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Another one with punctuation problems! Arrrrgh!
I don’t know if it’s the worst cover you’ve featured, but it’s possibly the most uninformative. I guess they figured the title was enough to clue us into the plot?
And what’s up with that guy’s wig?
#2 by Ed on February 16, 2011 - 1:30 pm
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The wig looks like a Photo Shop job.
#3 by Not-So-Great Cthulhu on February 16, 2011 - 1:59 pm
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I just spent far too much time trying to find out what award he won. From his website, it looks like he won something called the “Observer Readers Choice Award” (obviously the apostrophe that should’ve been at the end of “Readers” escaped his website and is hiding out on his DVD cover) and twice won something called a Crystal Award. Or maybe they’re the same thing.
All I know is that the award definitely wasn’t for graphic design.
#4 by Mr. Rational on February 16, 2011 - 2:08 pm
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This is fantastic. Take a closer look at that picture. It looks like someone saw “The Room” a few too many times, and determined to make their very own fan-version.
Oh hai Taylor!
#5 by Caesar on February 16, 2011 - 5:37 pm
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I went to the YouTube page. The comments are more interesting than the preview.
#6 by Gentle Benj on February 16, 2011 - 6:03 pm
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That curse it totally with it. Hip, man. Marvy.
#7 by Richard on February 16, 2011 - 7:12 pm
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Perhaps it’s an incomplete reference to a movie entitled “Taylor Hayden’s Goreality”?
Be that as it may, how in the heck do you pronounce that word?
“Go Reality”?
“Gore Realty”?
“Gorilla Tee”?
#8 by Braineater on February 16, 2011 - 8:19 pm
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Seriously: “Taylor Hayden”? I suspect his real name was probably something like Filbert Mermelman; he should have kept it.
#9 by lyzard on February 16, 2011 - 9:53 pm
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That single boob seems to be trying to make a desperate bid for freedom, understandably.
#10 by Nathan Shumate on February 16, 2011 - 10:25 pm
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Oh, is that what that is?
#11 by Ed on February 17, 2011 - 1:28 am
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Don’t feel bad, I just noticed it now. Granted, she does look like a dude to an extent so it’s understandable I wouldn’t be actively on the lookout.
#12 by Clown Hammer on February 18, 2011 - 8:33 am
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That’s an actual human being? I thought that guy was propping up a live doll.
#13 by Braineater on February 17, 2011 - 7:31 am
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Having seen the YouTube clip, I have to ask: is it escaping from the horribly bad movie, or the horribly bad actress?
#14 by TaylorH on February 17, 2011 - 7:55 am
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Go on then, piss on a fellas dream. I only wanted to make some entertaynment for my mom after she gave me that award for my mad photoshop skillzs.
#15 by Braineater on February 17, 2011 - 1:57 pm
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Are you kidding? We thrive on this stuff. I can almost guarantee that SOMEBODY involved in this discussion is going to be buying a copy he or she might not have bought otherwise. That’s not pissing on somebody’s dream: that’s marketing it.
#16 by George Lucas on February 17, 2011 - 11:58 pm
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You don’t get to talk back, critic-boy. What have YOU directed?
#17 by StevieSpielberg on February 18, 2011 - 5:10 am
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High-five Georgie, now get back to adding extra 3D dinosaurs to Howard the Duck,
#18 by Blake on February 17, 2011 - 9:27 am
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Woo hoo! Director cameo at the blog!
#19 by JamesCameron on February 17, 2011 - 10:23 am
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But we all read it, we just don’t normally comment.
#20 by Clown Hammer on February 18, 2011 - 8:24 am
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Am I crazy, or is Budget Crispin Glover standing in front of a paper towel dispenser that’s wearing an Elvis wig?
#21 by KoreanBronze on February 18, 2011 - 10:18 pm
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AAAHHAAHAHAHH Some of these last comments are just too good
#22 by BeckoningChasm on February 22, 2011 - 2:08 pm
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Both those folks look like CGI mannequins.