Good thing they labelled it “exploitation movie,” or I might have mistaken it for the latest Criterion release.
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#1 by The Rev. on May 19, 2011 - 6:03 pm
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I don’t think I want to watch anything presented by “Mr. Creepo.” Sounds like a horror show host from a very small market.
Well, that and the fact that the only thing it seems to have going for it is a lot of gore, if the pictures and quote are any indication. I have a feeling it’s not very high quality stuff, either. The girls up top look like they were just in a pie-eating contest, and the type was cherry.
#2 by MatthewF on May 20, 2011 - 4:34 am
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Jeez. Think of all the people out there who make good movies but never get the oppotunity.
#3 by Naomi on May 20, 2011 - 9:03 am
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“Loaded with… blood soaked butts.” Is that an actual common fetish? (If yet, please don’t tell me.)
#4 by Cullen on May 20, 2011 - 12:20 pm
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Well. My creative ego and sense of self worth has risen three sizes this day. Even if I had no artistic talent at all, I could do better than that.
Skin eating vampire, eh? Isn’t “eating” like the exact opposite of what a vampire does?