What can I say?  Life gets dull when your house is 80% uninhabitable.  Plus, I managed to knock out nearly a third of my increasingly unmanageable screener pile.

 

Banshee!!! (2008), in which I don’t know what the hell that thing really is, but it certainly isn’t a banshee…

Colony (1995), in which cheating on a brilliant genetic scientist is a really bad idea…

Gold (1968), which has almost as little to do with gold as Banshee!!! does with banshees…

Hostel, Part II (2007), in which you should seriously just go to the frigging beach or something…

Joy (1983), in which someone finally made a daddy-issues movie that doesn’t totally suck…

Mondo Trasho (1969), in which getting run over by a transvestite in a Cadillac is merely the start of the adventure…

Reflections of Light (1988), which I guess doesn’t totally suck, either…

Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1988), in which there are even weirder things than robot cancer…

and…

Valley of the Zombies (1946), in which both valleys and zombies apparently cost too much money.

 

 

 



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