Just, like, pretend all the Christmas-themed reviews went up a month ago, or something…

 

Bloody Christmas (2012), in which the guy running around murdering people on or about Christmas isn’t wearing a Santa suit for once…

The Devil’s Commandment (1956), which ought to be a lot better known than it is, considering that it was the first Italian horror movie since the silent age…

Django Unchained (2012), which I’d like to take the entire state of South Carolina to see…

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012), in which [SPOILERS] nobody actually reaches their destination…

The Magic Christmas Tree (1964), which is basically the screwiest version of “The Monkey’s Paw” ever…

Malibu High (1979), in which a trashy, girtty 70′s neo-noir dresses up Leatherface-style in the flayed skin of a teen sex comedy…

Monster a Go-Go (1965), in which yet another B-Master conspicuously fails to learn from Ken’s mistakes…

Rescued from an Eagle’s Nest (1908), in which [ATTENTION, LYZ!] the Edison Company steals a 50-year march on what previously looked like the original animal-attack movie…

and…

Santa Claus (1959), in which Rene Cardona and his accomplices somehow make it seem logical for Santa to battle Satan with the aid of Merlin and Vulcan.
 
 
 
 



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