My roundtable entries, the April Ghouls Monster-Rama, another B-Fest straggler, and more:

 

The Beast Within (1982), in which the combination of cannibalism and the blood of the First Nations apparently gives you the power to turn into a rapey cicada monster, except not really…

Galaxy Quest (1999), in which people making fun of Star Trek make a better Trek movie than most of the real things…

Kitten with a Whip (1964), in which wannabe Senators should never give a psychotic beatnik girl an even break…

Ladyhawke (1985), in which evil bishops don’t give the objects of their unrequited love any even breaks, either…

Sweet Jesus, Preacherman (1973), in which a black hit man contracting for the mafia goes undercover in Watts impersonating an idealistic minister…

The Town that Dreaded Sundown (1976), in which the Boggy Creek guy tries his hand at the emerging slasher genre…

and…

Willie Dynamite (1973), in which it’s hard out there for a pimp, but not nearly as hard as it is for his stable.
 
 
 

El Santo rules the wasteland-- and also 1000 Misspent Hours and Counting.


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