Also one with a has-been athlete, for those of you who can’t get enough of sportsball guys making asses of themselves.  A bunch of other stuff, too, as you can see:

Blood and Black Lace (1964), in which eating disorders are the least of these models’ worries…

Destroyer (1988), in which I call your attention to the frigging laser sight on the jackhammer in the poster art, which sadly has no basis in the reality of this feeble little film…

The Evil Eye (1963), in which an obsession with paperback murder mysteries occasionally comes in handy…

Hercules (2014), in which Herc isn’t the son of a god, and never really fought a monster, but the movie somehow turns out okay anyway…

The Man from Beyond (1922), in which Harry Houdini’s plan to carve out a new niche for himself in the movies continues not to pan out…

Snowpiercer (2013), in which an impressively international cast, crew, and creative team deliver a timely piss-take on Atlas Shrugged…

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The Warriors (1979), in which a street gang’s commute from the Bronx back to Coney Island manages to pack in as much danger and adventure as the Great Wanderings of Odysseus.

Unlike many B movie fans, I generally don’t think much of the movies made by Filipino director Cirio H. Santiago. One exception, however, is Eye Of The Eagle 3, an actioner that compensates for some major weaknesses with its first rate action sequences.

“I’m having trouble coming up with one for Lyz,” commented the Rev D. D. presciently, when this Roundtable was announced.

And indeed…

“Man,” I thought to myself when this topic was voted in, “I’m really in deeeeep trouble!”

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…so it is with a certain sense of shame and several sincere mea culpas directed at the Reverend Roosevelt Grier that we present:

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THE THING WITH TWO HEADS (1972)

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Dick Butkus, former football player for the Chicago Bears, plays the antagonist in Hamburger: The Motion Picture. He’s not very good, but his poor performance still beats the efforts of just about everyone else associated with this movie.

Although the documentary Death Riders is undernourished in the human angle, it all the same remains an often fascinating look at a type of entertainment that does not exist anymore.