So I said to The Rev the other day—when I was still young and light-hearted—“I have two more Amityville sequels to go, plus the one they haven’t released yet.”

Apparently I’ve been asleep at the switch:

  • Amityville Asylum (2013)
  • Amityville Death House (February 2015)
  • Amityville: Vanishing Point (April 2016)
  • Amityville Playhouse (April 2016)
  • The Amityville Legacy (June 2016)
  • The Amityville Terror (August 2016)
  • Amityville: No Escape (August 2016)
  • Amityville: The Awakening (aka “The One They Haven’t Released Yet”) (January 2017)

It’s as if someone noticed I was getting close to finishing a franchise—“Put half-a-dozen pieces of low-budget crap into production, STAT!!”

So right now I’m feeling a bit like this:






















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