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They got rid of most of the fun

EliminatorsIt was perhaps inevitable that Empire Pictures would fold with efforts like Eliminators, having a high concept but pretty poor execution for the most part.

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Prepare the lethal injection!

 


 
 
AMITYVILLE DEATH HOUSE (2015)
 
…in which it seems that even the name guest-star would rather be watching a different film…
 
But, hey! – eye-windows!

 

 

[NB: NSFW: a little blood, and some very silly nudity.]

 

 

I have also transferred over:
Dr Jekyll And Mr Hyde (1931)
The Lodger (1927)
The Lodger (1932)

 
 

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Boys will be (bad) boys

The Boys Next DoorWhat makes someone turn bad? The drama The Boys Next Door manages to engross while looking at some possible answers to that question.

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Losing my religion

Pray TVPray TV was a piece of s**t from beginning to end… Oh god, it was the worst movie you’ve ever seen.” – Dabney Coleman, 2016 interview.

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The grand-daddy of ’em all…

 

 


 

 

 
THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME (1932)
 
…in which a professional big-game hunter keeps a long-overdue date with Karma…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Liz Kingsley is the insane genius behind And You Call Yourself a Scientist!

If it were only this fun in Mayberry

SavagesDespite being confined to American television network standards in the early 1970s, Savages all the same manages to be an above average Dangerous Game retread.

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I share Cher with you

ChastityWhat’s wrong with Chastity? Quite a bit, though there are a few good things to be uncovered in the otherwise extreme expanse of mire.

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FOR GOD’S SAKE, SAVE THE BUDGERIGARS!!!!

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CRASH LANDING (1958)

…in which double engine-failure over the Atlantic Ocean threatens the lives of a small mongrel dog and two dozen budgies.

Oh…and some people, I guess…

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I have also copied over Jet Storm (1959) (apologies for the tasteless timing on that one) and Jet Over The Atlantic (1959).

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(What can I tell you? I’ve been in a disastrous mood lately…)

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I have further copied over Wolf Blood (1925), The Mysterious Island (1929) and Cobra Woman (1944); and there’s a new Et Al. post, in which decade-old horror steps aside to allow me clear some older thrillers and dramas off my hard drive.

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Enjoy!

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Liz Kingsley is the insane genius behind And You Call Yourself a Scientist!

Read this review and love it

Take This Job And Shove ItAfter hitting it big in Airplane!, actor Robert Hays next appeared in Take This Job And Shove It, a comedy while not being raucous, entertains all the same by being extremely amiable.

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“Miracle” whipped

Miracle Of The White StallionsThe Disney movie Miracle Of The White Stallions is oddly more geared for adult audiences rather than children, but will equally bore both age groups.

Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.