Former teen star Corey Feldman makes his directorial debut with Busted, also appearing in the movie along with his buddy Corey Haim. The question to be asked is not how good a director Feldman is. Rather, it’s how bad a director he is.

In Hunter’s Blood, city folks go to the Arkansas countryside and find a population made up of kind, sensitive, and intelligent people… oh, who am I kidding? It’s redneck rampage time, and it’s a fairly entertaining rampage.

Pleasant memories of Archie and his gang in comic books I read as a child got me to pick up the animated feature film The Archies In Jugman. However, what was going through my head after watching the movie was not pleasant for the most part.

Crazy old ladies, peculiar diabolism, Czarist spookery, and the science of German smut:

All that Money Can Buy (1941), in which a farmer sells his soul to the Devil, then hires Senator Daniel Webster to get him out of the contract…

The Devil Within Her (1975), in which failing to requite a midget’s love gets Joan Collins cursed with a killer baby…

The Horror of Frankenstein (1970), in which Hammer scores its first Epic Fail in appealing to the youth market of the 70’s…

The Leech Woman (1959), in which the lady never asked for a Fountain of Youth, but now that she’s got one, she intends to keep it…

Night of the Ghouls (1958), in which Ed Wood brings the art of the “Dracula” anagram to its all-time low…

The Portrait (1915), in which there are even worse hazards to buying tacky wall art than having to spend the rest of your days looking at the ugly-ass thing…

The Queen of Spades (1916), in which Satan recommends that you cheat at cards…

Satan Exultant (1917), in which he also recommends that you get drunk, paint sexy pictures, and screw your in-laws…

The School Girls (1970), in which the in-laws are apparently the only people whom Germany’s teenagers aren’t screwing…

Twister’s Revenge! (1987), in which nothing evens the score with a bunch of dumb rednecks like an intelligent, self-aware monster truck…

and…

What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962), in which one of Old Timey Hollywood’s most famous feuds becomes the raw material for the second-most influential psycho-horror film of the 60’s.