Archive for May, 2023

An Unexpected Theme Emerges

I didn’t plan this, but this update turns out to be heavily freighted with movies depicting real (or at least “real”) people in fairly fanciful ways, including a variety of kung fu founding fathers and a Catholic priest who isn’t nearly as crazy in the filmmakers’ telling as he was in actuality:

The Boxer from Shantung (1972), in which the 1930’s Warner Brothers gangster formula gets the Shaw Brothers chopsocky treatment…

Crash and Burn (1990), in which a post-apocalyptic slasher runs afoul of a Final Couple with a weapon that Laurie Strode sure would have found handy against Michael Myers…

The Day Time Ended (1979), in which that phrase doesn’t mean at all what you’d naturally expect it to…

Flesh and Fantasy (1943), in which there may or may not be such a thing as Destiny, and you may find it challenging to give a damn one way or the other…

Heroes Two (1974), which inaugurates a long-running cycle of Shaw Brothers kung fu movies concerning the Shaolin Temple and its disciples…

Kingdom of the Spiders (1977), in which William Shatner plays a cowboy veterinarian facing an enemy even more terrifying than his toupe…

and…

The Pope’s Exorcist (2023), in which I learn to my astonished delight that they occasionally do make them like they used to after all!

 

 

 

El Santo rules the wasteland-- and also 1000 Misspent Hours and Counting.

All wet

The Water BabiesYou can’t judge a book by its cover, but this image from the DVD of The Water Babies shows you can judge a movie by its box art. Still, I watched the whole bland enterprise.
Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.

Talk about a flatfooted adventure…

Future CopIf you remember how technology, the fantastic, and science fiction were, for the most part, depicted on American television in the mid-1970s, the feature length pilot movie for the short lived TV series Future Cop will be pretty much free of surprise and interest for you.
Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.

A huge cinematic car wreck you CAN take your eyes off of

Crash!Despite its title and poster art, Crash! is actually a horror movie. But despite being a horror movie, there is very little here that will catch the interest of horror aficionados.
Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.