Scientists create great white sharks that obey basic FORTRAN commands, such as GOTO, EAT, and NO EAT. Of course, the sharks escape and get stuck in EAT mode.
Review Snippet:
“A shark is our best defense against a terrorist with an atomic bomb? Won’t the nuke be in a boat? Are they expecting some radical Islamist to swim from Afghanistan to California with an atomic suicide vest?”
Lesson Learned:
A box truck can out-accelerate a Saab 900.
#1 by The Rev. D.D. on June 21, 2010 - 11:40 am
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I have seen many killer shark movies. This is one of them.
I remember very little of it. Remora’s portrayer hammed it up like there was no tomorrow, I threw something at the screen when the midget survived the explosion, I was impressed with how bad the CGI was, I bemoaned the paucity of successful shark attacks, and I think my final feelings toward it were annoyance and…no, that was about it.