SUPERARGO VS DIABOLICUS
I have to admit, though, that I haven’t always given Superargo the fair shake he deserved. In fact, there was a time when I was quick to drag his name through the mud. Ironically, that disrespect on my part was the indirect result of Superargo’s initial success. For not only did Superargo vs. Diabolicus meet with enough positive public response to merit a parody in the form of Fantastic Argoman, but to also lead to a sequel, 1968’s Superargo and the Faceless Giants. Now, I watch a lot of movies and, as a result, there are occasionally times when I think that I’ve seen a movie that I actually haven’t. I have, however, seen Superargo and the Faceless Giants, and it left me considerably underwhelmed. So underwhelmed, in fact, that I began to use it as a low-water mark — an anti-Diabolik, if you will — when judging other Italian superhero movies. “Goldface, the Fantastic Superman“, I might say, for instance. “May be no great shakes, but at least its better than Superargo and the Faceless Giants.” In time things degenerated to the point where my attacks became more ad hominem, and I would simply go on about how lame Superargo himself was, comparing him unflatteringly to a much more swanky peer like Argoman or Flashman.
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#1 by Blake Matthews on December 12, 2008 - 10:49 am
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My favorite scene in this movie was the one where *spoiler* Superargo’s girlfriend cold-bloodedly (is that a word) mows down the evil femme fatale with a machine. *end of spoiler*
#2 by Camassia on December 12, 2008 - 6:47 pm
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I’m a newspaper reporter, and for a while I covered the medical industry. So at the office Christmas party one year my “Secret Santa” turned up with a Hellraiser action figure called the Surgeon (packaged with a piece of the Tower of Souls — apparently you can make a complete tower if you get all ten Cenobites, or whatever). I don’t have the stomach to watch the Hellraiser sequels, but this has left me with two enduring mysteries. First, who is this Surgeon? And second, who is the target market for Hellraiser action figures? I feel like such an old fogey, but I was actually disturbed by the thought that eight-year-olds might be reenacting extreme S&M in their finished basements.
#3 by lyzard on December 12, 2008 - 8:52 pm
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I’m surrounded by more films than I could ever get through watching in seven lifetimes, yet every time you or Keith reviews something my response is, “I gotta get me that!!”
DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!
#4 by PCachu on December 15, 2008 - 9:47 am
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Don’t worry overmuch at that, Cam. The target market for horror film action figures is adult collectors with either more money than sense or overactive whimsy glands.
For my part, I’ve got a Space Ghost action figure, complete with desk, coffee mug and question cards.
#5 by KeithA on December 16, 2008 - 12:37 pm
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Camassia — You’re making the assumption that toys are for children, and not for people in their twenties and thirties who will spend a lot of money on something silly like Hellraiser dolls then, several years later, wonder what the hell they were thinking when they spent all that money on Hellraiser dolls. My time as an employee of Toyfare magazine taught me about all kinds of ridiculous crap people like me buy. The market for such things was considerably stronger back when the dotcom bubble was still a boom and not a bust, and people in their 20s-30s had a lot more money to be blowing on Hellraiser toys and ceramic busts of Hellboy eating chili.
Lyz — in the case of Superargo vs. Diabolicus, feel safe in seeking it out. In many other cases, you know better than to ever take my advice.