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I don’t want my mummy!

The Mummy LivesAfter Cannon Films’ head honchos Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus split up, things were never the same again for either producer, the Globus-produced The Mummy Lives being just one shoddy example.
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It’s The Unknown Movies’ 1000th review. Live with it.

Movie MovieThe utterly delightful Movie Movie shows a great love for movies while effectively poking gentle fun at them.
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I hope its baka filmmakers committed seppuku

SamuraiYou may think you’ve seen cheap, incompetent, and xenophobic, but you haven’t seen Samurai, Hollywood’s lowest point during World War II.
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Not much more Miami action than on “The Golden Girls”

Band Of The HandWhile Band Of The Hand is a very good-looking movie, someone should have taken a good look at the script before filming began.
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PM PI

Living To DiePM Entertainment temporarily put aside action to make the modern detective noir Living To Die, and the results are solid.
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You won’t give a darn

Suppose They Gave A War And Nobody Came?A few bright and amusing performances and gags aside, Suppose They Gave A War And Nobody Came? is just too mediocre to work as a satire of both the military and civilians.
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Not anyone’s first choice for Antichrist exploitation

The ChosenThe only real horror to be found in the Antichrist-themed The Chosen (a.k.a. HOLOCAUST 2000) is showing Kirk Douglas in his birthday suit.
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Hooray for Nollywood

IsokenThe extremely charming romantic dramady Isoken offers a unique viewpoint – Nigerian – on interracial relationships.
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Italian cavemen make war, not love

IronmasterDespite being full of issues, Ironmaster remains a strangely watchable take on a pre-spaghetti world.
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This soldier is A.W.O.L. – Always wooden or lethargic

The SoldierIt tries to be a gritty Cold War thriller, but The Soldier mostly just ends up leaving you cold.
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