The legendary Bert I. Gordon made many beloved cult classics, but The Boy And The Pirates has been almost totally forgotten – for good reasons.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.
The legendary Bert I. Gordon made many beloved cult classics, but The Boy And The Pirates has been almost totally forgotten – for good reasons.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.
Overall, One-Armed Executioner is a competently done example of Filipino ’80s action cinema.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.
Deserves an award
Feb 27
The interesting and entertaining biographical movie The Prize Winner Of Defiance, Ohio is the kind of drama the major Hollywood studios wouldn’t even think of taking a conservatively budgeted approach to almost twenty years later. A real shame.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.
With my first update of the year, I’m formalizing something that I’ve been doing semi-regularly for a while now by introducing Movies Whose Times Have Come. Henceforth, this banner will gather together all my reviews celebrating the completion of our latest circuit around the sun by examining some old sci-fi flick set during the one that’s beginning. 2024’s Movie Whose Time Has Come is…
A Boy and His Dog (1975), in which Don Johnson’s Johnson is pressed into service by the leaders of a post-apocalyptic Good Ol’ American Small Town where the resident young men are having trouble getting the womenfolk with child.
And as for the rest of the update, we’ve got:
Chinatown Kid (1977), in which a fresh-off-the-boat bumpkin gets drawn steadily toward the center of a sprawling gangland conflict, first in Hong Kong, and then in San Francisco’s Chinatown…
Godzilla: Minus One (2023), in which the King of the Monsters’ first visit to Tokyo is reimagined as occurring in the late 1940’s, when Japan was still almost totally supine from its defeat in World War II…
and…
Warlords of Atlantis (1978), in which a pair of explorers and the sailors who mutinied against them fall captive to the extraterrestrial rulers of the Lost Continent.
El Santo rules the wasteland-- and also 1000 Misspent Hours and Counting.
I’ll be frank: While Lady Frankenstein looks nice, and has the sex and nudity Mary Shelley somehow forgot to put in her original novel, it doesn’t have her otherwise polished storytelling skills.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.
It’s like a zoo in here!
Feb 7
The best examples of Eurotrash filmmaking tend to have both nutty premises and outrageous executions, but Wild Beasts only has the former for the most part.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.
Long-winded
Jan 29
Combining director Don Siegel with actor Michael Caine must have seemed like a can’t-miss movie would result, but The Black Windmill instead mills around in tedium.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.
It’s all (about) The Rage!
Jan 19
Sure, the FBI procedural thriller/actioner The Rage is very uneven. However, Roy Scheider finally gets to show off his MMA fighting skills.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.
Right after Leslie Nielsen became “persona non grata” as a lead actor in theatrical movies, he made the low-budget direct-to-DVD Canadian film Camouflage, and the unhappiness with his situation is extremely evident from his performance.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.
Better late, etc.
Jan 1
Glad to see the back of a truly diabolical 2023, currently fooling myself that 2024 will be different…
Best wishes to all the hangers-in-there!
Liz Kingsley is the insane genius behind And You Call Yourself a Scientist!