A way dated artifact of the 1980s

CavegirlOne of the last gasps of the legendary Crown International Pictures, Cavegirl shows a sharp devolution from their previous decade’s inane but tolerable sex comedies.
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I did not ask for this!

Consenting AdultsWhile Consenting Adults may be available on Disney+, the movie itself is just about a D- in quality.
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Odd he’d be in such a weak movie

The Toughest Man In The WorldWith the movie The Toughest Man In The World the “T” in the star’s name stands for “terrible”.
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My new philosophy

Kill Them All And Come Back AloneWhile an Italian movie with a title like Kill Them All And Come Back Alone may inevitably not be subtle, it is inevitably still a lot of fun.
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Anyone would prefer the Metallica album

The Puppet MastersDisney apparently thought that an alien invasion should be boring as well as dumb, because that’s how The Puppet Masters comes across.
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Neither heaven nor hell

I Escaped From Devil's IslandThe Roger Corman produced I Escaped From Devil’s Island is one of those rare rip-offs that came BEFORE the movie it ripped off.
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Not a dud for Dudikoff

Avenging ForceThirst for Firstenberg? Avenging Force will quench that as well as the part of your mind that craves Golan-Globus action.
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No tank you

Tank Battalion“Terrible in war”? Tank Battalion is also terrible in almost every other way.
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It’s time you’ll never get back

The Time TravelersThere are worse ways than The Time Travelers to spend 82 or so minutes of your time, but there are also a lot of better ways.
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Should be locked away forever

The DungeonmasterWith seven directors working on it, it’s clear that The Dungeonmaster is a case of too many cooks spoiling the broth.
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