The B-Masters Cabal

If you should spot Alone For Christmas in the Wal-Mart bargain bin as I did, it’s best to leave it alone for Christmas or for any other time of the year.

This Roundtable has given me an opportunity to begin doing something that I should have been doing from the very beginning of my site, and that I intend to make a regular feature from now on: examining Australian genre films.

I did in fact make a start on this once before, but the project stalled—

Actually, I can tell you exactly when it stalled: on the 27th January 2010.

And what was it that I then spent nearly a decade avoiding…?

WAKE IN FRIGHT (1971)

[NB: NSFW – a little nudity (although not the kind you’re expecting)]

The comedy Frozen Assets doesn’t just have a bad premise, it takes that bad premise and sinks it to historic cinematic lows.

There are more than a few shivers with Wind Chill, a non-graphic yet effective horror thriller.

While the poster for The Devil’s 8 says you will love or hate the movie’s eight characters, I’d bet my life’s savings that you’ll choose the latter option.

The youth-oriented comedy Wild In The Streets actually makes the politics of today look tasteful and appealing in comparison.

Despite having a notable cast, Relative Strangers went straight to video, and there’s a good reason for that.

While Hitch-Hike delivers with its thrills and suspense, there is also a lot going on deep in its script that is equally entertaining and interesting.

Produced by Mel Brooks, The Vagrant tries to both be a comedy and a thriller, but succeeds at neither.