To ME falls the honour of the very first real post at the brand new B-Masters’ Blog! And that post is to announce an update at And You Call Yourself A Scientist!, where you will now find a review of—
I believe that’s what’s known as “an anticlimax”. Sorry! Hopefully Keith Allison will do better by everybody.
#1 by The Rev. D.D. on September 21, 2007 - 6:32 am
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I’m thrilled to see another chapter in the FtT-reviewing saga…but I’m a bit down, because I know it’s the last one. I’ve really enjoyed that particular string of reviews; I think some of your best writing’s been involved, despite the presence of some of the worst movies. Truly a bittersweet moment.
Hopefully you’ll inflict the Nightmare on Elm Street films on yourself, and then we can enjoy your eventual smacking around of Freddy vs. Jason.
#2 by Liz Kingsley on September 21, 2007 - 5:38 pm
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Thanks again, Rev! (This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship….) Yes, it’s been a strange journey, all right – and I believe it or not, I do feel a little as though I’ve lost a friend. I certainly will be getting around to the NOES films, but as it happens, there are plans in the works for FvsJ to jump the queue. Stay tuned….
#3 by The Rev. D.D. on September 25, 2007 - 9:07 am
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Is it really sad that, upon seeing I’d gotten an actual response from you, I let out a squeal that was no doubt similar to the one you claim to have emitted upon seeing Brucette thrust out her jaws for the first time?
Anyway, you’re quite welcome; you definitely deserve accolades for your work. I do believe you on the losing a friend thing, saying as you did that you’d gotten nostalgic for Crystal Lake. Not sure if I would feel the same, but then, I’ve not inflicted Jason in Space upon my psyche either…
#4 by John Doe on October 5, 2007 - 6:56 pm
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I thought Jason X was one of the brightest lights in the Ft13th ouvre. None of the viewers take it seriously anymore, why should the producers/directors/writers/actors? I felt that the liquid nitrogen and auger bit kills were extremely creative. As an added bonus the annoying comedy relief gets killed three times.
#5 by lyzard on October 5, 2007 - 8:00 pm
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“….None of the viewers take it seriously anymore, why should the producers/directors/writers/actors?….”
Well, I would if they gave me the chance. Honest. (Also, it doesn’t help to know what liquid nitrogen can and can’t do.)
But yeah, the fact that three of the four most annoying characters are offed in short order is one of Jason X’s positives.
#6 by John Doe on October 5, 2007 - 11:28 pm
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Well, yeah basically having her face slammed into a pool of liquid nitrogen would probably just blind her and cause her to have horrible burns across her face, in her nasal cavities, mouth and throat, but then reality sucks doesn’t it. Much better to have your head smashed into tiny pieces like a rose.