Dawn of the Living Dead (2004)
OK: Look at the title. Just… look at it.
Eurrgh. This is the sort of project that fully deserves the LOLZombie treatment.
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#1 by Tom Meade on October 31, 2007 - 9:44 pm
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What is with the lol-zombie thing?
Why is everyone lolling these days?
#2 by Nathan Shumate on October 31, 2007 - 9:49 pm
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Ooh! I had hoped to get to this one this year; I appreciate you jumping on that particular grenade.
#3 by JessicaR. on October 31, 2007 - 9:50 pm
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Yeah humorless coupled with a hilariously bad production is that David Heavener touch. He’s made a cottage industry of trying to be the next Stallone, well maybe Norris, aw hell Dudikoff? Certainly I can be that, right guys? I’d recommend his insane opus Outlaw Prophet. In which he is an alien, or a frequency, or the messiah or something. And his character stars in a galatic Running Man type show run by an evil producer who turns out to be Satan. He escapes to earth befriends a little girl and discovers Christianity. And he defeats Satan, who can turn into a wispy stuntman, and stops the rapture, or gets raptured, or something. And no, I did not make any of that up.
#4 by Matthew Fudge on November 1, 2007 - 12:09 pm
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You know, sometime one of you guys/gals/reviewer persons will review a film and absolutely slate it and it makes me want to see it. In fact sometimes the more you dislike it, the more I want to watch it.
I don’t think that tv here shows enough outrageously bad stuff (it’s mostly bad in a mundane kind of way), and I’m not crazy enougth to buy them/
#5 by Nathan Shumate on November 1, 2007 - 12:55 pm
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The viewing of any single David Heavener film will forever inoculate you against that.
#6 by PCachu on November 1, 2007 - 2:42 pm
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I’m pretty sure that this feature was not, in fact, what Willis was talkin’ ’bout.
#7 by Zack Handlen on November 2, 2007 - 9:26 am
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Awesome, Will.
I do like the fact that the title manages to rip off _two_ Romero movies.
#8 by Nathan Shumate on November 2, 2007 - 9:29 am
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With a title like that, it had BETTER. You’d hate to pop it in and find out it’s a gritty coming-of-age film set in working-class Ireland.
#9 by Blake Matthews on November 2, 2007 - 9:39 am
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Hmm…How could we rip off 3? “From Dusk till Dawn of the Next Day of the Living Dead.” Three Romero films and a Robert Rodriguez as a bonus.
#10 by KeithA on November 2, 2007 - 11:28 am
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From an actual conversation I heard many years ago when i used to bother going to the Chiller Theater convention:
Guy in denim shorts and black t shirt: “What if Jason was in a Romero zombie movie? Friday the 13th meets Dawn of the Dead!”
Other guy in denim shorts and black t shirt: “…yeah…I’d want to see that.”