Alas, not the movie where Billy Blanks is a tae bo-in’ robot assassin. Teleport City has a new look, and it comes at a terrible time since I am leaving the country for a week and heading down to Mexico until the heat is off. And of course, a relaunch always ends up suffering tons of tiny little back-end errors and things that could have been built better in retrospect, so I’ll be sorting those out. Until then though, enjoy the broken links and blank pages.
Pages
- About the Cabal
- Full Index of Reviews
- Roundtables
- 01: Brainathon ’99
- 02: Bangs'n'Whimpers
- 03: Post-Apocalypso
- 04: Review All Monsters
- 05: Pretty Mad Scientists
- 06: Tainted Love
- 07: Days of Future Past
- 08: Secret Santa
- 09: Catch a Throwing Star
- 10: Four-Color Features
- 11: Big Bugs
- 12: Fish With Bicycles
- 13: Go Go Go-Go Boys!
- 14: paLe IMITATIONS
- 15: We're Gonna Need a Bigger Roundtable
- 16: Whoa… Deja Vu.
- 17: Month of the Living Dead
- 18: B-Masters Beach Party
- 19: Kinji Fukasaku – The Man No Genre Could Tame.
- 20: Home Video Holocaust – The Video Nasties
- 21: Father Dearest: Who's Your Daddy?
- 22: So Sorry…
- 23: Back to the Well
- 24: Another Month of the Living Dead
- 25: The Ottoman Empire Strikes Back
- 26: Rubber Soul
- 27: Shhhhhh
- 28: Month of the Alternative Living Dead
- 29: On Time & Under Budget
- 30: These Kids Today…
- 31: Mea maxima culpa
- 32: Stingathon ’09
- 33: 10,000 B.S.
- 34: Foot Notes
- 35: Don’t Touch That Dial!
- 36: He Conquered the World
- 37: Secret Santa’s Revenge
- 38: At the Movies of Madness
- 39: They Might Be Giants
- 40: The Other Elizabeth Taylor
- 41: The Dark Guys of London
- 42: Falling Stars
- 43: To Be or Not To Be! (Pilot Error)
- 44: Teeth and Tentacles
- 45: Brunoween
- 46: Howl of the B-Masters
- 47: It’s Alive!
- 48: Bad, Black and Beautiful
- 49: Don’t Quit Your Day Job
- 50: B-Mentia 15
- 51: Quelle Horreur!
- 52: Carradine, Thou Wayward Son!
- 53: Tall, Dark and Gruesome
- 54: Pets Gone Wild
- 55: The Bad Place
- 56: From The Bible To Barbarella
- 57: A Fistful Of Pennies
- 58: Hello, Dolly
- 59: No, Not That One!
- 60: Dr Terror’s House Of Honours
- 61: WTF!?
- 62: In The Key Of B
- 63: The Forgotten Dawn Of Horror
- 64: The Most Dangerous Roundtable
- 65: Room For One More
- 66: Were-WHAT?
- 67: The China Anniversary Syndrome
- 68: The China Anniversary Syndrome: Part 2
- 69: The China Anniversary Syndrome: Part 3
- 70: The China Anniversary Syndrome: Part 4
- The Links We Love
#1 by Ed on January 7, 2008 - 1:57 pm
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Nice re-design, Keith.
#2 by Matthew Fudge on January 8, 2008 - 4:32 am
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Can’t find a webmaster address on here, but it seems the site has aquired a whole bunch of links to the podcast network for cartoon porn… down the bottom of the page. I assume this isn’t intentional and you’ve been hacked in some way
#3 by KeithA on January 8, 2008 - 3:33 pm
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On my site, or the B-Masters site?
#4 by Matthew Fudge on January 9, 2008 - 5:22 am
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Sorry, on the b-masters site. though it may be my machine somehow? It appears udner the copyright bar at the bottom.
#5 by Matthew Fudge on January 9, 2008 - 11:38 am
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Must be me, as I don’t see it when looking on another machine. Bah.
#6 by Nathan Shumate on January 9, 2008 - 11:08 pm
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It may not just be you; I checked, and there’s been some talk of an exploit in the wp_footer file. I’ve deleted what’s supposed to be the “rogue code” causing it; let me know if you see it again (nshumate at gmail), and if you can, get me a screencap of what comes up.
#7 by Matthew Fudge on January 10, 2008 - 7:30 am
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Seems to be gone
#8 by John Doe on January 10, 2008 - 5:58 pm
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Heh, No link to the review and I couldn’t find it on the Teleport City website. The film home page there still shows “Strip Nude For Your Killer” as the latest review. On the other hand no ads for cartoon pornography. Still trying to decide if thats an up or a down side.
#9 by John Doe on January 30, 2008 - 10:50 pm
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Oh wait. It all makes sense now. Is this seriously the 3000th rendering of Teleport City? Or is this version good till the year 3000? I’m still confused.