Killjoy (2000). The title is disturbingly accurate.
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#1 by Elizabeth the Ferret on January 3, 2008 - 1:46 am
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… (shudders) You are evil, evil man. Now I have a mental image of Pennywise and Pipi going at it, and it will NEVER go away! (whimpers and curls into a ball muttering “can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me”)
#2 by The Rev. D.D. on January 3, 2008 - 7:22 am
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I know clowns are usually inherently creepy and all, but that? Buck teeth + Longstocking/afro = gooftacular “monster.”
Man, if you can’t even make a clown scary, you’re either severely lacking in talent or just not tryin’.
Since Band and Co. are involved, I’m guessing it’s a little from Column A, a little from Column B.
#3 by El Santo on January 3, 2008 - 8:42 am
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Every once in a while, I begin to lament the mysterious curse laid upon me that prevents me from ever turning down a chance to watch a Joe D’Amato or Jesus Franco movie. Then I remember that you somehow got cursed with Charles Band, and the situation looks a great deal brighter.
#4 by KeithA on January 8, 2008 - 5:54 pm
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I think clowns overstayed their creepy welcome, and now they’re just ho-hum nightmare fuel. I think it’s time to up the terror quotient on something really difficult. Like we have maniac clowns, maniac cops, maniac janitors, maniac woodsmen — someone needs to make a maniac fireman movie. Firemen are far too beloved in society, what with their bravery and life saving and all. I mean, come on! The ax is right there! He can kill a gay guy and say, “He was a real flamer!” It practically writes itself.
And no, Dennis Leary doesn’t count.