Hey, you know those horror movies where six idiots manage to get stuck in the middle of nowhere, and then they get gruesomely slaughtered one by one, and then the director and the screenwriter look at each other and realise they still have half an hour’s footage to shoot, and then all of a sudden more characters turn up out of the blue complaining about engine trouble?
It is in this spirit that we warmly (if a tad belatedly) welcome into the B-Masters fold Steve Billups of Gangrene Widescreen. Play friendly, children!
#1 by lyzard on April 20, 2008 - 11:28 pm
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On a personal note, Steve, your call on “where I draw the line” makes me feel you’re someone I want to hang out with.
#2 by KeithA on April 21, 2008 - 9:47 am
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Indeed! Welcome aboard, me hardee!
#3 by supersonic on April 21, 2008 - 11:30 am
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How exclusive a club is the B-Masters, anyway?
#4 by supersonic on April 21, 2008 - 11:31 am
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Just curious. Didn’t mean that to sound like a dis of Mr. Billups. I haven’t looked at his site yet. I will now.
#5 by JessicaR on April 22, 2008 - 12:48 am
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Welcome, I hope you’ll do a video version of your Mountain of the Cannibal God review.
#6 by The Rev. D.D. on April 22, 2008 - 10:18 am
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Hearty…er…hardee…um…anyway, welcome to the group! Glad to see you back in the saddle again with the reviewing.
#7 by hman on April 22, 2008 - 11:14 am
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Wow, I can watch footage from Italian horror films that I’d never watch under any other circumstance.
#8 by El Santo on April 22, 2008 - 10:09 pm
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Now that I’ve finally joined the late 20th century by getting a high-speed internet connection, I can actually watch some of these things. The Voodoo Black Exorcist review is a thing of beauty.
#9 by hman on April 23, 2008 - 2:51 pm
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The “dying breed” joke in the “Legend of Bigfoot” review was rich. Great stuff.