As happens far more often than you’d imagine, I bring the smack down on Bikini Bloodbath (2007), a film to which most internet critics of any account gave fair to good marks. That’s just how I roll — I’m an iconoclast, a free-thinker… dare I say a maverick?
#1 by Blake Matthews on November 13, 2008 - 3:10 am
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Is that a “Hot” icon that I saw in the corner of the review?
#2 by Nathan Shumate on November 13, 2008 - 7:17 am
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Weird. Either WordPress wigged out while I was selecting categories, or someone’s hacking my site just to weird me out.
#3 by Blake Matthews on November 13, 2008 - 9:11 am
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And all the while I thought you were doing sit-ups beneath parked cars.
#4 by Nathan Shumate on November 13, 2008 - 9:21 am
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Dude, I don’t do sit-ups anywhere.
#5 by El Santo on November 13, 2008 - 9:41 am
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I have a theory (which I’m not sure I’m up to testing myself) that no movie containing the word “bikini” in its title has ever been good, nor indeed more than minimally watchable.
#6 by Nathan Shumate on November 13, 2008 - 9:57 am
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I’m sure I’ll test that in a “bikini binge” sometime in the future.
#7 by Blake Matthews on November 13, 2008 - 10:02 am
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*reads Cabal reviews*
Wow, I hadn’t realized that Oh! the Humanity! had reviewed so many bikini-themed films. But your theory seems to right.
#8 by KeithA on November 13, 2008 - 3:03 pm
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My theory about movies with the word “Bikini” int he title is the exact opposite of Santo’s, even though I have been let down every time. I call it faith, like how I still believe Dario Argento will make one more great movie, or that I will somehow get a fab book deal by doing absolutely nothing.