There is more than a passing resemblance between Ator and Conan the Barbarian. Both of their villages are wiped out by the evil warriors, both are trained by sword masters who display Eastern influences, and both sleep with crazy witch women. Oh, and both lose blonde warrior babes who die after spitting up blood. However, since Ator is rated PG, the scene with the crazy witch woman seducing the barbarian is a lot less interesting.
#1 by Chris S. on February 22, 2010 - 9:25 am
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“Giant spiders are filled with 16.9 ounces of orange Shasta.”
… Well, obviously.
#2 by Andrew on February 22, 2010 - 6:01 pm
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I just couldn’t help but laugh when Ator finally stabs the huge spider and what appears to dribble down the steps of the outdoor temple is the contents of (1) bottle of orange Shasta. Surely, if I killed a spider the size of a minivan, more fluid than that would come out.
#3 by Chris S. on February 22, 2010 - 11:02 pm
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Well, yes, if YOU killed a van-sized spider god, it’d probably spray enough Shasta around to put a dozen diabetics into two dozen comas. But we’re talking about Ator. He’s a fully trained barbarian. And if there’s one thing those guys can do, it’s cleanly and efficiently murder deities.
#4 by KeithA on February 24, 2010 - 11:25 am
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This is why I bred my giant spiders to bleed live hornets