With naught to fight off the mighty Zyxon Armada except our doughty determination and a few pieces of string, we nevertheless rebuffed the planned invasion and sent the bug-eyed interlopers back to the starry void that spawned them, their tails solidly between the appendages that serve as legs… and the only damage to the good Earth and its environs was the temporary suspension of the B-Masters.com domain name. A small price to pay for continued Terran safety and sovereignty!
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#1 by The Rev. on November 16, 2010 - 12:42 pm
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Two crises averted!
#2 by Mr. Rational on November 16, 2010 - 8:43 pm
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My life ended for a brief period today. I refuse to confirm whether that period was, or was not, synchronous with this website’s being unavailable to the general public.
#3 by jose on November 16, 2010 - 10:13 pm
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Happy to see that you are back, I feel so alone without the B-Masters… Bad Zyxon Armada!
#4 by Alaric on November 16, 2010 - 11:19 pm
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Admit it- you guys just saved the Earth so you’d be able to conquer it yourselves later.
Glad to see you back, though.
#5 by Nathan Shumate on November 17, 2010 - 6:37 am
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“Conquer” is such a violent term. We prefer “subvert.”
#6 by Zyxon Primearch on November 17, 2010 - 2:10 am
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Curses! Foiled again!!! And all because we forgot to make are starships string-proof.
#7 by Read MacGuirtose on November 17, 2010 - 2:14 am
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When will you alien invasion forces learn that mere “string resistance” just isn’t enough? I mean, seriously, that’s just a scam by the starship manufacturers.
#8 by jason farrell on November 17, 2010 - 1:17 pm
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Thank He-Who-Walks-Behind-The-Rows that you are back; I nearly finished my whole apothecary jar of nitroglycerine pills trying to log on yesterday.
I just naturally assumed that there’d been a Civil War in Caballia, what with the obvious fractures between the AYCYAS-Teleport City Axis and the Misspent-Cold Fusion Coalition. And Jabootu selling heavy armaments to every side.
#9 by Nathan Shumate on November 17, 2010 - 1:55 pm
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I think we’re too iconoclastic to form sub-cabals; the only one of us who’s a joiner is Andrew Borntreger, and he doesn’t need any of us on his side to win.
#10 by Turzman on November 18, 2010 - 1:50 pm
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I’m glad to see this site is up and running again. I almost considered book marking each caballist individually, and that would have decimated an entire 15 minutes of my day.