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What’s the only thing better than a low, low budget Bela Lugosi film? A low, low budget Bela Lugosi film co-starring Angelo Rossitto.
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Brides are collapsing at the altar, apparently dead, and their bodies subsequently being stolen. The only clue is a strange orchid, delivered anonymously to each of the victims before the ceremony. A spunky girl reporter follows this lead to the home of one Dr Lorenz, a former horticulturist who has turned to kidnapping and mad science in order to restore the youthful good looks of his screeching harridan of a wife.
Anything for a little peace.
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#1 by Jen S on May 21, 2011 - 2:59 pm
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This was always one of my favorite MST eps, not least because of one really–for Joel–line. When Fagah is getting slapped by Lorenz for having the audacity to be upset that both her sons were horribly murdered, Joel says, as the glove hits cheek, “That’s what you get for being a sideshow passaround!” WOAH!
#2 by Jen S on May 21, 2011 - 3:00 pm
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Derp. That line should read “one really shocking–for Joel–line.” Need to perk up this old ladybrain with some essence of bride!
*grabs syringe and society page, heads for door*
#3 by lyzard on May 22, 2011 - 4:23 pm
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I haven’t seen this MSTied, which from a reviewing point of view is probably for the best.
What I love the Fagah family is the gradual reveal. “What have you done to my son!? Okay, now what have you done to my OTHER son!?”
#4 by supersonic on May 24, 2011 - 5:05 pm
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Neat, this as been one of your LOLier reviews in a while.