…the goat stares back at you. (Nietzsche, you know.)
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#1 by The Rev. D.D. on December 17, 2009 - 7:57 am
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Have you ever done a review on a movie in the theater before? This might be some kind of milestone…
Your review makes me interested in seeing this, which the prior couple of reviews I read did not succeed at.
#2 by Nathan Shumate on December 17, 2009 - 9:16 am
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I also reviews Godzilla 2000, 28 Days Later, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow and the Lord of the Rings trilogy while they were in the theater, but I obviously don’t make a habit of it.
#3 by Jen S on December 17, 2009 - 1:52 pm
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Awwwww, goats! I love goats and their flopsy ears! I could never kill a goat with my mind since I would just be thinking “What a sweetie! Such a cute little goat you are!” as the goat chawed contentedly away on alfafa or whatever they gave it…
Huh, sorry, blacked out for a minute there. Nice review, Nathan! I’ve seen commentaries that either love or hate this film and I’ve been intruiged.
#4 by GalaxyJane on December 20, 2009 - 10:20 am
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Those are NOT goats, they are Caprine Animal Models!
I wish I were kidding, sigh…
#5 by Jared on April 29, 2019 - 8:34 am
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Yeah, I know this comment is almost 10 years later, but whatever…
Were it not for the fact that this post was from 2009, you could just as well be describing The Witch. 😛