…wherein we are caught, an unconscionable thing.
AMITYVILLE PLAYHOUSE (2015)
In which…
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…actually, come to think of it, nothing happens.
Liz Kingsley is the insane genius behind And You Call Yourself a Scientist!
Pages
- About the Cabal
- Full Index of Reviews
- Roundtables
- 01: Brainathon ’99
- 02: Bangs'n'Whimpers
- 03: Post-Apocalypso
- 04: Review All Monsters
- 05: Pretty Mad Scientists
- 06: Tainted Love
- 07: Days of Future Past
- 08: Secret Santa
- 09: Catch a Throwing Star
- 10: Four-Color Features
- 11: Big Bugs
- 12: Fish With Bicycles
- 13: Go Go Go-Go Boys!
- 14: paLe IMITATIONS
- 15: We're Gonna Need a Bigger Roundtable
- 16: Whoa… Deja Vu.
- 17: Month of the Living Dead
- 18: B-Masters Beach Party
- 19: Kinji Fukasaku – The Man No Genre Could Tame.
- 20: Home Video Holocaust – The Video Nasties
- 21: Father Dearest: Who's Your Daddy?
- 22: So Sorry…
- 23: Back to the Well
- 24: Another Month of the Living Dead
- 25: The Ottoman Empire Strikes Back
- 26: Rubber Soul
- 27: Shhhhhh
- 28: Month of the Alternative Living Dead
- 29: On Time & Under Budget
- 30: These Kids Today…
- 31: Mea maxima culpa
- 32: Stingathon ’09
- 33: 10,000 B.S.
- 34: Foot Notes
- 35: Don’t Touch That Dial!
- 36: He Conquered the World
- 37: Secret Santa’s Revenge
- 38: At the Movies of Madness
- 39: They Might Be Giants
- 40: The Other Elizabeth Taylor
- 41: The Dark Guys of London
- 42: Falling Stars
- 43: To Be or Not To Be! (Pilot Error)
- 44: Teeth and Tentacles
- 45: Brunoween
- 46: Howl of the B-Masters
- 47: It’s Alive!
- 48: Bad, Black and Beautiful
- 49: Don’t Quit Your Day Job
- 50: B-Mentia 15
- 51: Quelle Horreur!
- 52: Carradine, Thou Wayward Son!
- 53: Tall, Dark and Gruesome
- 54: Pets Gone Wild
- 55: The Bad Place
- 56: From The Bible To Barbarella
- 57: A Fistful Of Pennies
- 58: Hello, Dolly
- 59: No, Not That One!
- 60: Dr Terror’s House Of Honours
- 61: WTF!?
- 62: In The Key Of B
- 63: The Forgotten Dawn Of Horror
- 64: The Most Dangerous Roundtable
- 65: Room For One More
- 66: Were-WHAT?
- 67: The China Anniversary Syndrome
- 68: The China Anniversary Syndrome: Part 2
- 69: The China Anniversary Syndrome: Part 3
- 70: The China Anniversary Syndrome: Part 4
- The Links We Love
#1 by Matthew F on September 22, 2017 - 9:53 am
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I spent 12 years living just down the road from the Furzedown pub and went past it about 6000 times, and I can honestly say that not once did I ever think ‘I bet that turns up in an Amityville movie’
I now hope that my local corner shop will be the star of the next film in the franchise.
#2 by lyzard on September 23, 2017 - 1:51 am
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I think you’re spoiled enough already!
I’ve seen it in a couple of other things, just as an exterior; you’d of course be in a much better position to know, but the interiors looked legit (particularly the signage for ‘Furzeday Night’).
#3 by RogerBW on September 22, 2017 - 11:01 am
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A young Indian family moves into a corner shop they can barely afford to take on, only to find that it’s built on an ancient Roman burial ground…
#4 by lyzard on September 23, 2017 - 1:51 am
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😀
#5 by MatthewF on September 23, 2017 - 2:53 am
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The Amityville Cashpoint. It hides your money instead of giving it away…
#6 by lyzard on September 23, 2017 - 8:11 am
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Definition of ‘masochism’:
Tonight I said to myself, “Hmm, maybe I’ll watch Amityville Death House…” 😀
#7 by Ericb on September 23, 2017 - 9:57 am
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I’m curious as the reasons for the sudden love of British filmmakers for the Amityville franchise. It’s like a record label having a sudden desire to release a new Ringo Starr solo album.