You can’t judge a book by its cover, but this image from the DVD of The Water Babies shows you can judge a movie by its box art. Still, I watched the whole bland enterprise.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.
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All wet
May 25
You can’t judge a book by its cover, but this image from the DVD of The Water Babies shows you can judge a movie by its box art. Still, I watched the whole bland enterprise.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.
If you remember how technology, the fantastic, and science fiction were, for the most part, depicted on American television in the mid-1970s, the feature length pilot movie for the short lived TV series Future Cop will be pretty much free of surprise and interest for you.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.
Despite its title and poster art, Crash! is actually a horror movie. But despite being a horror movie, there is very little here that will catch the interest of horror aficionados.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.
Cinematic flotsam and jetsam
Apr 24
From the director of one of the worst castaway on a deserted island movies ever made comes Lovewrecked, which is… one of the worst castaway on a deserted island movies ever made.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.
With care, such as giving a hot woman major firepower, Everly shows you can make a great action movie set almost entirely in one confined space.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.
B-Fest Roundup, 2023
Apr 3
It’s been a long time since I did one of these, hasn’t it?
Big Man Japan (2007), in which a Japanese TV comic asks, “What if it really sucked to be Ultraman?”…
Bloodrayne (2005), in which Uwe Boll does all the same crap he usually did in his heyday, but it brings me no pleasure this time…
The Boy Who Cried Werewolf (1973), in which Nathan Juran just isn’t cut out for the 70’s…
The Children (1980), in which Three Mile Island could have been worse…
and…
Thrilling Bloody Sword (1981), in which a bunch of Taiwanese guys raid the entire corpus of Western (or West of them, at any rate) fantasy adventure literature for source material, and make the strangest sword-and-sorcery flick I’ve seen in ages.
I’ve also got another newly rebuilt review:
The Phantom of the Opera (1943), in which I’m able at last to explain why it sucks, instead of just how.
El Santo rules the wasteland-- and also 1000 Misspent Hours and Counting.
James Earl Jones IS The Man!
Mar 26
With the help from a script by Rod Serling, actor James Earl Jones gives The Man true Presidential power.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.
If you have seen just one cut-rate dystopian future movie, Absolon will not be the least bit original or surprising to you.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.
Biggs mistake
Mar 6
If you have ever wondered how and why actor Jason Biggs has mostly slipped out of the Hollywood spotlight, well, efforts like Wedding Daze certainly didn’t help his career.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.
It seems that director Fred Olen Ray reserved almost all of his time, budget, and resources for Cyclone towards rounding up an eclectic lineup of notable B movie actors, since there’s practically nothing else of interest in the movie.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.