PIRATES OF BLOOD RIVER
So someone at England’s Hammer Studios, possibly Anthony Nelson Keys or Michael Carreras, walks up to screenwriter Jimmy Sangster and says to him, “Jimmy, old boy, we want to make a pirate film, and we want you to write it.” Sangster, fresh off the astounding success of his scripts for Hammer’s most famous films — Horror of Dracula, The Mummy, and Curse of Frankenstein, among others, excitedly agrees. It’ll be fun to bring the Hammer style into the realm of swashbuckling pirate movies. Sangster’s mind is undoubtedly already formulating a story when Keys and/or Carreras adds, “Only here’s the thing: we don’t have any money for a boat, so don’t write a script that features a pirate ship.”
#1 by hman on June 23, 2008 - 11:58 am
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Jimmy Sangster didn’t write very many bad movies during his career, did he?
#2 by KeithA on June 23, 2008 - 4:10 pm
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I’m sure there must be some out there, but none that I’ve seen so far.
#3 by MatthewF on June 24, 2008 - 8:26 am
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I can’t believe you keep type-casting Christopher Lee as a French Pirate, can’t you critics ever write about anthing else? He did other roles you know, he wasn’t just a pirate actor.
#4 by JessicaR on June 26, 2008 - 5:22 pm
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Lee makes me feel all funny in those screen caps. He was a good looking man, and aged well too.