Archive for August, 2008

Silent, Not Silent

Not to be confused with any contributions to the silent film roundtable:

THE SILENT STAR
Who’d have thought, back in the 1960s, that our nation’s youngsters were being fed communist propaganda by one of the most mercenary elements within the American film industry? Well, a lot of people, probably. It was a pretty paranoid time. Still, had they known, those people could have at least taken comfort in the fact that it was being done out of only the most purely capitalistic motives. After all, Eastern Bloc science fiction movies presented an irresistible lure to B movie producers like Roger Corman and his ilk. Being that they served as representations of the bright, technologically-advanced future achievable through socialism, these films were often the beneficiaries of relatively lavish government funding, and, as a result, boasted special effects and production design that were well beyond what makers of American sci-fi cheapies could afford.

Sometimes, the image is all you need

Arkham Tales

A new side-project from me, and one which should arouse the interest of many here: Arkham Tales, a new free PDF magazine of weird fiction. We’re projecting the first quarterly issue in November, and submissions (for which WE WILL PAY) are eagerly sought. Check out writer’s and artist’s submission guidelines, and advertiser rates and info, at http://www.arkhamtales.com.

A zombie movie out of season.

That’s right, I like to shake things up every now and again. So tonight, two months before my annual Month of the Living Dead, I’m looking at Retardead (2008). I could try to entice you with tidbits of plot cleverness, but instead I shall simply say: “From the producers/writers/director/stars of Monsturd.” What other recommendation do you need?

This Might Sting a Little

Female Prisoner #701: Scorpion
You might think that the women-in-prison genre is so rigid in its conventions that it wouldn’t allow room for much experimentation, but leave it to the Japanese to prove that assumption wrong. The first three films in the Female Prisoner Scorpion series, all of which were directed by Shunya Ito, stand out for me as the pinnacle of artistically-rendered 1970s Japanese exploitation. Each film is stuffed full of surrealist imagery, imaginative compositions and breathtaking visual lyricism. Of course, being that they are women-in-prison films, they are also stuffed full of shower scenes, lesbianism and graphic violence.

Coming in with the vanguard for once.

Silents and more at 1000 Misspent Hours and Counting :

The Airship Destroyer (1909), in which Great Britain’s answer to Georges Melies predicts the military applications of powered flight with eerie accuracy…

American Psycho 2 (2002), in which a bid to turn one of the more pointed satires of the last ten years into a long-running horror franchise meets with all the success that such a project deserves…

Black Mama, White Mama (1973), in which Margaret Markov and Pam Grier look way better in matching, ass-length prison smocks than Tony Curtis and Sidney Poitier were ever going to…

J’Accuse! (1919), in which a ponderous wartime soap opera ducks into the nearest phone booth, and comes out wearing something even more surprising than tights and a cape…

Scream, Blacula, Scream (1973), in which American International achieves the seemingly impossible a second time…

and…

Weird Tales (1919), the forgotten great-grandpappy of everything from Dead of Night to Tales from the Dark Side: The Movie.

Les Voyages Extraordinaires

 A little fin de siècle science fiction, from the great-granddaddy of the  fantasy film:

 LE VOYAGE DANS LA LUNE (1902)

 À LA CONQUÊTE DU PÔLE (1912)

Silent But Deadly

WHITE HELL OF PIZ PALU
Mountain adventure films have come and gone since then, and most of the movement has been toward the goofy and embarrassing. Arnold Fanck is really where this type of adventure begins, though, and even if his became a largely forgotten name, his adventure films still stand as some of the best ever made, and his combination of documentary and drama informs many modern films. His camera studies the mountain intently, dwells on the natural wonders such behemoths generate: the dance of cloud shadows over snow fields and rags, the glistening tunnels and pits of ice fields, the bizarre swirls of powder kicked up by winds cascading over the peaks. One gets a feel for every nook and cranny, every nub, jug, and crimpy little handhold. And that helps us understand the pain of the characters as they toil up the spine of this beast. Unencumbered by the modern thirst for special effects, madcap editing, and overblown theatrics, Fanck simply lets the mountain be a mountain, and the end result is both hypnotic and scary. It’s going to brutalize you, probably even kill you. But you can’t stop yourself from going anyway.

The Unknown Movies is back!

After a long silence, The Unknown Movies is back and reviewing those obscure movies that nobody has heard of. Check out the new reviews of SALVATION (J.A. Steel of THE THIRD SOCIETY strikes again) and THE HUNTING PARTY (not the wimpy Richard Gere movie, but the he-man 1971 western)!

Chicago invaded by big bugs!!

 

Coolest thing ever!  Chicago’s Portage Theater on Saturday, Aug 23rd will be showing THREE classic big bug movies.

5:45  PM  Beginning of the End Going in reverse quality order, I see.  Bert I. Gordon’s classic tale of the giant grasshoppers that ate Chicago.  See!  Giant monsters walk off buildings and onto open air!  See!  The mountains that define the Midwest!  See!  Peter Graves wonder why his brother was in The Thing from Another World and Them!, and he was in this and Killers from Space

7:45 PM  The Black Scorpion  Willis “King Kong” O’Brien did the awesome stop-motion effects for this flick, and that’s ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW!!

9:45 PM  Them!  What’s that?!  My favorite monster movie of all time, PLAYING ON A HUGE THEATER SCREEN?!  I’m so there!!

 

Also at the Portage this month, Creature of the Black Lagoon plays this Saturday night, with Creature portrayer Ricou Browning signing autographs!

Fans of schlock, meanwhile, will want to check out the mini-marathon run at the theater on Aug 16th, featuring The Hills Have Eyes (the real one), The Tingler, The Deadly Spawn, Slumber Party Massacre, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Machine Girl, and a documentary on William Castle.  All for $17!!