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- 01: Brainathon ’99
- 02: Bangs'n'Whimpers
- 03: Post-Apocalypso
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- 05: Pretty Mad Scientists
- 06: Tainted Love
- 07: Days of Future Past
- 08: Secret Santa
- 09: Catch a Throwing Star
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- 12: Fish With Bicycles
- 13: Go Go Go-Go Boys!
- 14: paLe IMITATIONS
- 15: We're Gonna Need a Bigger Roundtable
- 16: Whoa… Deja Vu.
- 17: Month of the Living Dead
- 18: B-Masters Beach Party
- 19: Kinji Fukasaku – The Man No Genre Could Tame.
- 20: Home Video Holocaust – The Video Nasties
- 21: Father Dearest: Who's Your Daddy?
- 22: So Sorry…
- 23: Back to the Well
- 24: Another Month of the Living Dead
- 25: The Ottoman Empire Strikes Back
- 26: Rubber Soul
- 27: Shhhhhh
- 28: Month of the Alternative Living Dead
- 29: On Time & Under Budget
- 30: These Kids Today…
- 31: Mea maxima culpa
- 32: Stingathon ’09
- 33: 10,000 B.S.
- 34: Foot Notes
- 35: Don’t Touch That Dial!
- 36: He Conquered the World
- 37: Secret Santa’s Revenge
- 38: At the Movies of Madness
- 39: They Might Be Giants
- 40: The Other Elizabeth Taylor
- 41: The Dark Guys of London
- 42: Falling Stars
- 43: To Be or Not To Be! (Pilot Error)
- 44: Teeth and Tentacles
- 45: Brunoween
- 46: Howl of the B-Masters
- 47: It’s Alive!
- 48: Bad, Black and Beautiful
- 49: Don’t Quit Your Day Job
- 50: B-Mentia 15
- 51: Quelle Horreur!
- 52: Carradine, Thou Wayward Son!
- 53: Tall, Dark and Gruesome
- 54: Pets Gone Wild
- 55: The Bad Place
- 56: From The Bible To Barbarella
- 57: A Fistful Of Pennies
- 58: Hello, Dolly
- 59: No, Not That One!
- 60: Dr Terror’s House Of Honours
- 61: WTF!?
- 62: In The Key Of B
- 63: The Forgotten Dawn Of Horror
- 64: The Most Dangerous Roundtable
- 65: Room For One More
- 66: Were-WHAT?
- 67: The China Anniversary Syndrome
- 68: The China Anniversary Syndrome: Part 2
- 69: The China Anniversary Syndrome: Part 3
- 70: The China Anniversary Syndrome: Part 4
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#1 by Blake on October 8, 2010 - 5:55 am
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Wow, this is one of the only reviews of “Uncle Sam” that I’ve read in which the reviewer didn’t hate the movie so much that the review ended up not being super short because he/she couldn’t muster up the energy to write anything meaningful about it.
#2 by Blake on October 8, 2010 - 5:56 am
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I meant “ended up being”.
#3 by Nathan Shumate on October 8, 2010 - 6:11 am
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Unlike Keith, I don’t think it was worse than Jack Frost. But yeah, it had its share of problems.
#4 by MatthewF on October 11, 2010 - 11:11 am
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But anyone whose seen Masters of Horror knows that undead soldiers would vote against the war, except Universal Soldiers who just like blowing shit up real good.
#5 by KeithA on October 11, 2010 - 1:17 pm
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Someone, right now, is writing an Uncle Sam Jack Frost cross-over.
I will say that i liked the Uncle Sam stilt guy, just because those guys were an dd source of obsessed amusement for me and some friends in college, and I liked the sack race bullies. I like any bullies that have chosen some really random, bizarre thing to bully people over — like pinewood derbies or handkerchief tying.
Both of those movies were ones I revisited occasionally, thinking that maybe the satire, parody, whatever, in them will finally make them salvageable. Eventually, I just gave up, and the new bane of my existence that I cannot stop watching are crappy Japanese splatter-comedy-action films.
#6 by Nathan Shumate on October 11, 2010 - 2:31 pm
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